#i did make him call prompto dear in on of them but it's bc ignis loving and supporting prompto is something so special

[transtuvok]

I wrote two fanfics and posted them today in honor of Ignis's birthday 😌

[ffxvhoe]

Ok so I've been wondering about this for awhile but what would the bros do when they accidentally see their 4'11 smol s/o wearing their clothes, high and mighty, while impersonating them, but really flustered when they got caught, ex. Iggy heard his s/o say something like "I am the coolheaded Ignis, and all of you are grounded for, uhh, something" or Noct's s/o "bow down before your prince, ohh, and as the future king, I hereby declare that carrots are banned" thank you :3

Gladio

Gladdy had come home early from a job and wanted to surprise you

it was late, probs a little past midnight

he did his best to unlock the door to the apartment as quietly as he could so as to not alert you and ruin the surprise

as he came further into the house, making his way to your shared bedroom, however, he heard you talking

it didn’t sound like there was anyone else in there with you and there was no weird pauses that indicated a phone call

so our dear gladio gently pushes the ajar door open some more so he can see wtf is goin on

there you are standing on the bed in nothing but an oversized shirt doin your best impersonation of gladio

you did your best to lower your voice to match gladio’s which damn was that a feat in and of itself

“I am the manliest man to ever man”

“I eat nails for breakfast”

“do you even lift bro?”

“I can bench press a behemoth”

there’s this stupid smile on gladio’s face as he watches you and finally he gives himself away when he begins to laugh

you nearly fall of the bed

Ignis

ignis stopped by your place to pay you a long over due visit

work once again took up a large portion of his life sigh what a shame smh

he still had the spare key you’d given to him on his keychain so he figured he’d just let himself in

well this mans got another thing comin if he thinks that he’s just gonna find you doin something completely normal

nope your bored af ass is jumpin on the bed ((iggy is internally screaming bc bE CAREFUL PLS))

but not only are you jumpin on the bed

you’re also doin you best worst impression of ignis

“this soup is saltier than noct when i wake him up too early”

*pushes up imaginary glasses on nose*

“don’t test me, i make your food”

“sometimes my hair looks like a cockatoo”

“___ what are you doing?”

“IGNIS !!!” cue awkward cough “what are you doin here?”

he just raises an eyebrow in question

“i was bored?”

he just gonna shake his head with a smile before wrapping you in a hug

he’ll never let you live this down

Prompto

LISTEN YOU CAN’T DO THIS AN EXPECT PROM NOT TO VIDEO TAPE IT OKAY LIKE THIS SHIT WILL BE DOCUMENTED

but any way

prom will come home after doin whatever it is promptos do during the day

spreading love

making people happy

just being a cutie patootie 

he’ll come home wanting to tell you about his day like always except….instead of coming home to you watching tv or reading or whatever it is you do on a normal day

he comes home to you laying upside down on the couch so you legs are thrown over the back of the furniture and your head is hanging off the cushions

ya know as one does

anyway, you’ll have headphones on or something hence why you don’t here him enter the apartment

and you’re just…impersonating him….very badly

“i am prompto and i have chronic bedroom eyes”

*finger guns* “bang bang mothafucka the sunshine boy is here”

*pretending to flex* “the gun shows in town folks”

thank goodness prom has enough self control not to post that online as soon as he’s done filmin

Noctis

okay so like this whole thing happens bc you think noct isn’t home

in reality he’s actually just napping and you think that the bundle of covers is just fabric but really it’s noct buried under them

so you’re like idk goin around the house doin some minor cleanin

you can’t be that lazy can’t be living in a pig sty my d00d

anyway to keep yourself amused as you go about dusting things and whatnot you begin to impersonate noctis

“hey ramuh fry this chicken for me”

“as your king i demand no more work before twelve pm”

“I will have you beheaded for trying to feed me such poison [talkin about veggies]”

“i have more attitude in my pinky than people have in their entire bodies”

noct comes in at some point in the middle of this and just…leans against the door frame watchin you be a goof

the vaccum cleaner woke him up

you nearly jump outta your damn skin when you see him bc thIS BOY WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE WHAT

anyway noct just replies with “ramuh doesn’t make house calls”

[faithfulheir]

I.    DRIVING:

Hates driving & prefers the back seat. If Ignis can drive, he’s driving.

City traffic puts him to sleep (stop. go. stop. go. stop. g--SCREEEECH BREEEEEAK.)

Outside city walls, he’s a reckless driver, going up to 70 mph.

For the safety of others: better if Ignis remains behind the wheel.

II.    FEAR OF:

Rejection - those he considers ‘friends’ think of him as a ‘job’. huge fear, especially towards Ignis.

Snakes - he is the Indiana Jones of final fantasy xv. Don’t even throw something at him screaming ‘snake’ or he’ll punch you square in the nose. Gladio has been subjected to such behavior, as he tried to help Noct get over his fear.

Abandonment: After Insomnia falls, Noctis finds himself wondering (and eventually worrying) if his friends will leave him. He wouldn’t blame any: what a perfect time to go start a new life. A life *they* get to choose.

III.    MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS:

Tried learning the piano but continuously kept knocking his arms together.

Learned the violin & still plays to relieve stress.

Has a horrible habit of breaking strings when he’s angry/upset.

also may have tried using fishing line. that didn’t go as well as he would’ve liked. he didn’t stretch the string & it snapped, slapping him across the cheek )

IV.    CLEANLINESS:

Well... his room is a pigsty, clothes & garbage mixed together.

Prefers to bathe in a tub, not shower (bc he can sit down & go to sleep)

Would go three to four days without showering. Sometimes a week, if he doesn’t have royal obligations/appearances to make.

After leaving Insomnia, Noctis showers even less than he did. Whenever someone complains, Noctis will happily throw those dirty, sweaty socks of his at them (once the remarks begin, then he’ll shower. but what’s the point when they’re out breaking a sweat every day?)

V.    CLOTHING:

Purple is often a color associated with royalty as anything containing the color was very expensive. For the Lucis family, BLACK is considered ~special~. He doesn’t try to look like a mall goth on purpose. Not his fault his ancestors pick the darkest color that’s not a real color.

Proud of his clothes and proud to wear black

No, he’s not a little upset he was called a mall goth!!

Hates shopping. Will wear just about anything; so long as it’s no ridiculous *stares at prompto*

Prompto gifted him with silly, humorous shirts: Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. /  please don’t make me do anything  / “Fu*k the Crownsguard’ (why couldn’t it say kingsglaive?)

father was not amused

[queeranarchist]

Dear Writer 

Thanks for checking this out! Feel free to follow this as loosely or as closely as you want!

General Likes: Trans characters, queer themes, queer solidarity, character development, strong gen. relationships and just interactions with characters outside of a relationship, dialogue driven story, non-linear narrative, animals

General Dislikes: Plots in which miscommunication is the main plot (to elaborate on this I’m totally fine with characters pining for each other and not realising the other is doing the same but you know plots that just make you want to tear your hair out), gratuitous violence for the sake of it, soulmate aus/general destiny based stuff (angrily going against destiny stuff I’m very down for though)

DNW: NSFW with under age characters, a/b/o, non-con

Naruto

Fandom Likes: trans Naruto, the summons (esp Naruto’s toads), Team Seven’s dynamic, Sakura being over Sasuke, Iruka, Gai, and Lee

Naruto & None (Childhood), Naruto & Sasuke & Sakura

Resurrected Parent tag is basically me wanting Kushina to come back and be like how DARE you treat my son like this and kill every adult who allowed this bulshit to happen to Naruto bc he didn’t deserve it

I like the idea of Naruto realising just how AWFUL people treated him for no reason and something happens and he ends up transported back in time and he just has a chat with little him whose sad bc he was excluded from something again/adults did something mean, whether child!Naruto knows its Naruto from the future or it’s just some random to him is fine

An early mission with Team Seven, the D ranked ones where they have to find a missing pet or something would be cute

Feel free to write just pure unadulterated angst or on the other spectrum Intense fluff

Iruka & Naruto (Naruto adopted)

Iruka is so good and I love him to bits and I ALSO love Naruto to bits - honestly I’d be happy with a cutesy fic where they just go out and get ramen.

Also for your consideration: Iruka working out how to help Naruto learn despite he’s difficulties in the class room, Iruka in a battle scene killing people to protect Naruto, or just generally be a supportive and wonderful father

Sasuke/Naruto & Child(ren)

First and foremost I want them to be good parents! The tags I’ve chosen are more about them being insecure about their parenting ability and worried about screwing things up but I want them to actually be very good parents

A note on cannon: feel free to resurrect whoever you want if you want them in the story - no explanation needed

I’m happy for this fic to focus more along Naruto and Sasuke’s childhood with the kid being more a centre point to come back to if you wish

I also like the idea of Sasuke being very anti-the kid(s) growing up to become a Ninja and risk their life for the village - maybe look at how this effects Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship considering Naruto’s Hokage

Love the idea of Naruto insisting that Iruka is the kids Grampa and Iruka complaining that it makes him feel old but then the kid calls him Grampa and he just melts

Kakashi brings the dogs round to meet the kid’s or Naruto’s toads meeting the kid/s!

BNHA

Fandom Likes: Trans Yamada and Aizawa, Aizawa has a cat, caring about their students and helping them thrive, interaction with Class 1A in general

Yamada (childhood), Aizawa (childhood), Yamada/Aizawa (both childhood)

Okay so I’m VERY down with the fannon Aizawa was in the gen. hero course and then transferred to the hero course after winning the UA sports festival. I also head cannon that Yamada is adopted and has two very sweet loving mums.

Yamada/Aizawa & child(ren)

First and foremost I want them to be good parents! The tags I’ve chosen are more about them being insecure about their parenting ability and worried about screwing things up but I want them to actually be very good parents

I’m happy for this fic to focus more along Yamada and Aizawa’s childhood with the kid being more a centre point to come back to if you wish

Final Fantasy XV

Fandom Likes: trans Gladio, interaction with all the group, Prompto gets to interact with a chocobo, angst about duty

Prompto & None (Childhood), Prompto & Noctis (Both Childhood, Gladio & Ignis & Promptp & Noctis (All Childhood), Gladio & Ignis & Noctis (Cll Childhood)

I’d like a fic around the boys growing up in Insomnia - all of them (bar Prompto) having been raised since they were really young to excel at their pre-determined adult job - I’d like to see the three of them maybe blow off some duties to be typical teenagers/kids, or maybe some of the bitterness directed at their roles. Really like Gladio growing up and having a bit of misplaced anger at Noctis for trapping him as a Shield even though he ultimately feels very strongly connected to his duty to look after him

I looooove Prompto but honestly I’m 100% down for a fic of his childhood which is HEAVY on the angst and general insecurity he has

Prompto/Noctis/Gladio/Ignis & Child(ren), Prompto/Noctis & Child(ren)

First and foremost I want them to be good parents! The tags I’ve chosen are more about them being insecure about their parenting ability and worried about screwing things up but I want them to actually be very good parents

I’m happy for this fic to focus more along the chocobro’s childhood with the kid being more a centre point to come back to if you wish

I’m thinking having this set post cannon but everyone lives (feel free to ignore the death or have the God’s give Noct a favour, or whatever you wish)

I’m then thinking Noct is like everyone thinks I’m dead for once we’re free from duty and they just screw off to be a family on a farm somewhere but still dealing with all they’ve been through (esp want to see how their ten years apart affected things) OR they work on rebuilding Insomnia while raising a kid